Please post any additions on the board
 


Neil De Kock:
Tune: Who let the Dogs out ? - The Baha men
 
"Who Let De Kock out? Who, Who, Who?" (Repeat until Funny)
 
Kameli Ratuvou:
Tune: Agadoo - Black Lace

Ratuvou-vou-vou, he's a winger from Fiji,
Ratuvou-vou-vou, likes to score a try or three,
To the left to the right, to the wing and cross the line,
You can try to defend, but he'll score one every time. 
 
Dan Scarborough:
Tune: Scarborough Fair – Simon and Garfunkel.
 
Have you seen Dan Scarborough' hair?
It’s so blonde and wavy and fine,
It never seems to be out of place, 
Even when he crosses the line.

Moses Rauluni:
 
Born in a Basket, he was born in a basket, Born in a Bas-ket, 
he was born in a basket... 
 
Eddie Jones:
Tune: Me & Mrs Jones – Billy Paul (& covered - A lot)
 


Me and Eddie Jones,
We’ve got a thing going on,
We hope he makes us strong,
And that it won’t take long,
To win something now,
 
We meet every Sunday,
When Saracens play,
3 o’clock - you know he’ll be there 
Our drinks in hand – he’s making all kinds of plans
While the fezboys sing our favourite songs

Me and Eddie, Eddie Jones, Eddie Jones, Eddie Jones, Eddie Jones
We’ve got a thing going on

Chris Wyles:
Tune: The Welsh National Anthem

Wyles, Wyles, Bloody great full back is Wyles,
Takes ball in the air,
Not easy to scare (alt. Wears no underware),
Oh Bloody great full-back is Wyles 

Alt Welsh National Anthem Tune: The Welsh National Anthem

Wales, Wales, Bloody great fishes are Whales
They swim in the sea,
Eat plankton for tea (alt. Get beat by Fiji),
Oh Bloody great fishes are Whales.

Jerusalem
 
And did those feet in ancient time 
walk upon England’s mountains green? 
And was the holy Lamb of God 
on England’s pleasant pastures seen? 
And did the countenance divine 
shine forth upon our clouded hills? 
And was Jerusalem builded here 
among these dark Satanic Mills? 
 
Bring me my bow of burning gold! 
Bring me my arrows of desire! 
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! 
Bring me my chariot of fire! 
I will not cease from mental fight, 
nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, 
till we have built Jerusalem 
In England’s green and pleasant Land
                                                            William Blake
                                                            Arr. C. Hubert H. Parry
 
Land of Hope and Glory
 
Land of Hope and Glory, 
Mother of the Free, 
How shall we extol thee, 
Who are born of thee? 
Wider still and wider 
Shall thy bounds be set; 
God, who made thee mighty, 
Make thee mightier yet 
God, who made thee mighty, 
Make thee mightier yet. 
                                    A.C. Benson
                                    Music: Elgar

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